I Ain't No Jim Bob

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers.
Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.
Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.
The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

My sister-in-law wrote me...so do you think Marcel and I should go for the record?

Here was my reply:
Well, you had better get busy. Thing is...I don't even think that's the record. Let's see, if that woman's oldest is 20 and she's 41, that means she started at 21. You're forty, so your a bit behind the curve. Oh and you're going to start having sex with my brother again...
Now, if you did decide to match her pace, she did wait two hears before having her second child. So you're right on track, actually. You have one child...oh, wait, she's turning two in a two months. Looks like you're going to be playing catch up from her on out, Jen.
The Duggers had twins so they went from one to three really quickly. Then they waited two more years. So up until that point, they were a pretty normal family. I think the fifth kid was the turning point for them , though. And you know it by two indicators: a. after Jessa, child number 4, they start having kids every year, not every two...that means they had a goal in mind. And after Jessa, which is technically almost acceptable as a name, they jump to "Jinger" which is definitely not. And after Jinger they turned to the Bible, naming their child Josiah. That's really the pint where you know they've gone insane. You can see they re-thought the Bible thing with Joy-Anna, reverting to their bumpkin roots and the tendency to combine names, as is common in the south and the undereducated. At least they were thinking for themselves. Then they come back with Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, and James. It's clear that at this point they're just looking for help on the farm and to sweep the family reunion softball game with sheer numbers. Justin is clearly a "my eggs are drying up" kind of name. You never hear of an eldest child named Justin. They're always the runts. Jackson is a last name, which means they were reaching now for anything starting with a "J." It's a sign of desperation. Johannah is another reversion back to their southern roots, probably because they're just surprised that this woman is still kickin' kids out. I wouldn't be surprised if by now they aren't letting the other children name the children. The last child is named Jennifer. Traditional, obvious. If they'd thought of that in the first place, maybe they wouldn't have embarked on this mad Journey...which, by the way, is my suggestion for the name of the next child.