Fantastic Tales from the kiddie pool

Fairy Tales from a little frog trying to make it in a big pond.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I'm in Hog Heaven

...turns out ehw wild boar was just an oversize hog named Fred, a domestic animal who had not been fed for four days. He was sold under the presumption that he was going to be used for breeding purposes. Instead, he was set lose on a game preserve. The former owner came forward because they didn't want the actual recordholder to be stripped of their 'Glory' by losing the wild game record. She regretted saying anything later because of all the attention she got.

Give me a break. Why do people come forward on something that gains national attenion if not for their own exposure and sense that they're missing out. You know what would've got you more attention? A LIVE 1050 pound pig named Fred.

R.I.P. Fred

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